Joke of the Day

Doing It

Help desk people tell you how to do it, hang up the phone, and laugh at you with their co-workers.

Firemen do it with a big hose.

Crooks do it with a gun in their pocket.

Telemarketers do it with their mouths.

Physicists do it with a big bang.

Pet shop owners do it with hamsters.

Consultants tell you how to do it, charge you a fortune, but never actually do it themselves.

Spies do it under cover.

Statisticians are 95% confident that they do it.

Hackers do it with bugs.

Mortgage bankers do it with interest.

Radio operators do it with frequency.

Blondes do it with anyone.

Golfers do it in 18 holes.

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure.

Radio DJs do it on request.