Top 10 List on Ways to Avoid Molestation by Uncle Gregory at the Family BBQ

10. Refuse to play spin the bottle, no matter how many bottles he offers to empty
9. When Uncle Gregory isn't wearing pants, do NOT sit on his lap and ask him to tell you a story
8. Refuse to have him show you how they played 'leapfrog' back when he was in the navy
7. A hearty handshake is usually the proper way to greet your uncle, not a slobbery soul kiss
6. Refuse to find out exactly what 'Mr. Snuggles' is
5. Strip old maid is not a way to make the card game more exciting
4. Refuse to play his particular game of 'Poke e man'
3. Friendly shoulder rubs should not involve k-y, whipped cream or massage oil
2. Do not ask to see his hernia scar

and #1.
It is not proper etiquete for an uncle to consummate his love for his nephew